The taste and smell are all in the name. This one has an intense funky cream cheese nose and flavor with slight sweetness. One taste and you’ll be hooked for more but beware its powerful and can be very couch locking. Overall, it’s a great relaxing high for when you plan to be in one place for a long time.
A sativa dominant hybrid of Hawaiian and Dutch Treat. One smell of this strain and you’ll be transported to a tropical paradise. This strain provides great uplifting and euphoric effects. With a strong amount of caryophyllene and humulene this strain will keep you in the party without worrying too much about the munchies.
Ego Checker is a gentle guide—here to quiet the noise, soften the edges, and return you to center. Bred from Dosidos and Kush Mints, she carries the wisdom of stillness in every breath. Her aroma is a calming blend of sweet citrus, fresh mint, and warm earthy cookie dough—each inhale like incense drifting through a quiet room. Her terpene profile, rich in caryophyllene, limonene, and linalool, invites release. With each exhale, she dissolves tension in the body and loosens the grip of overthinking. The high is not a rush, but a surrender: ego melts, breath deepens, and awareness expands. She leaves you grounded, clear, and gently uplifted—ready to be fully present. Ego Checker doesn’t shout—she whispers. And in her stillness, you’ll find peace.
GMO Pie is the lovechild of two heavy-hitting legends: GMO and Georgia Pie. This bold indica-dominant hybrid blends the loud, savory funk of GMO with the sweet, creamy dessert notes of Georgia Pie—resulting in a one-of-a-kind flavor bomb that’s as weird as it is wonderful. She’s no lightweight either, hitting hard with a full-body melt and an unfocused, euphoric headspace that’s perfect for deep chill sessions, movie marathons, or knocking out at the end of a long day. The flavor is wild: expect garlicky diesel layered with sweet cookie dough, stone fruit, and a dash of earth and spice. Her aroma? Pungent, sweet, and—well—let’s just call this one dank.
Your mellow minty muse—this indica-leaning hybrid brings peace, love, and potent relaxation with every puff. She wraps you in a calming, blissed-out high that’s perfect for winding down, tuning in, or just vibing out with your favorite playlist. Her flavor is a wild trip through sweet herbs, cool mint, and a touch of earthy spice—like fresh garden herbs with a scoop of mint ice cream on top. She smells just as dreamy, with minty Kush notes and hints of forest floor and pine. In the garden, Hippie Mints grows like a free spirit—bushy and bold, with fat, frosty buds that shimmer under the light. She finishes as sticky, resin-packed nugs that are perfect for pressing or puffing. Kick off your sandals, light her up, and let Hippie Mints take you on a smooth, soulful ride. She’s the kind of strain that makes everything feel just a little more magical.
An indica dominant strain created from Girl Scout Cookies and I-95. This cross provides affects that lean more to the GSC. Flavor is super gassy, but with a wafer-like aftertaste. A strong dose of caryophyllene in this one gets you a very heavy head high while the humulene and limonene mix well to put you in a good mood while you enjoy a deep full body relaxing high. Great for overall mellowing out without putting you straight to bed.
This is very approachable strain for anyone looking for an indica dominant hybrid without a heavy body high. The dominant terpenes here are caryophyllene and limonene so you can expect a nice balance of relaxation and mental stimulation. Its sweet minty aroma with subtle hints of vanilla will help activate your senses and put your mind as ease as you are redirected to a more peaceful state of mind.
A cross of Bubba Kush and Animal Mints, this heavy yielding strain provides large buds with frosty purple hues. Its crisp and sweet with a terpene profile that is a near equal split of myrcene, limonene and caryophyllene for an incredibly balanced body high that will leave you happily relaxed as you unwind and enjoy a tranquil state of mind.
One look at this plant and you’ll understand where it gets its name. Commonly referred to as MAC, this plant stands out amongst others in our garden with its out of this world frosty buds. This hybrid is a heavy hitter, but not in a knockout sense. Expect waves of euphoric and uplifting effects. This is a strain to try with any activity you want to add some fun or even some feel to. On your palate it starts sweet and then finishes sour but overall, very smooth. Quick to turn a frown upside down, MAC is a clear choice for anyone looking to quickly get into a happier state of mind and ideal for those looking for an extra boost of euphoric feels.
Smells like mother nature with its fresh citric and hoppy aroma and smokes smooths with a crisp finish. Enjoy the dense natural hashish flavors as you experience a deep head high that envelops your mind and relaxes your body. This is a great strain for pain relief or anyone just wanting to clear their minds. In our garden she’s easily spot with her tall slim structure and large leaves that appear to pray high to the sun throughout her full flowering cycle. This high won’t make you the conversational type, but if you’d like to step away from your day and hit reset then this strain is just for you.
A sativa dominant hybrid, this strain will have you active and ready for a good time. Robust earthy and woodsy aromas from its high amount of terpinolene wake you up and promote creativity and energy. This is a great strain to pair with outdoor activities or any time you need a little extra pep in your step. This strain still carries a good percentage of myrcene to keep you relaxed along the way. Roadrunner also produces CBG so as you come down from your high you can plan for a nice recovery rest.
The decadent delight your stash jar has been waiting for. A mouthwatering cross of Slurricane and Gelato 33, she’s an indica-dominant hybrid that drips with creamy flavor and dreamy effects. Slurty brings on a smooth, stoney high that leaves you giggly, relaxed, and floating on a sugary cloud. She tastes as good as she sounds—think sweet berries, vanilla cream, and a hint of grape gelato with a kushy finish. Her aroma is just as loud, filling the room with rich dessert-like notes and a whiff of floral funk. In the grow room, Slurty is a showstopper. She grows short and stocky, stacking fat, frosted nugs that shine with trichomes and purple hues. Light up Slurty when you’re ready to relax, laugh a little, and let the stress melt away. She’s sweet, seductive, and always down to chill—just don’t be surprised if you reach for seconds.
Sweet, gooey, and impossible to forget. A decadent cross of Gelatti and Kush Mints, she wraps your senses in the aroma of fresh cinnamon rolls drizzled with vanilla glaze, balanced by hints of earthy spice and creamy dough. The high comes on smooth and steady, melting tension in the body while lifting the spirit into a mellow, happy headspace. She’s equal parts cozy and euphoric—perfect for winding down, sparking soft conversation, or simply savoring the moment. Whether you're ending your day or sweetening the middle of it, Sticky Buns satisfies like comfort food for the soul. With its dominant terpenes of limonene, caryophyllene and linalool, Sticky Buns is a great choice for relief from anxiety and stress.
Sweet Jesus is a sativa-dominant strain that lives up to her name—one hit and you’ll be saying it out loud. Bursting with uplifting energy and cerebral euphoria, she’s your go-to for daytime adventures, creative bursts, or simply turning a blah day into a blissful one. This heavenly hybrid delivers clarity, joy, and just the right touch of spiritual elevation. Her flavor is a revelation: citrusy zest, sweet berries, and a hint of herbal spice come together in a smooth, refreshing inhale. The aroma? Like walking through a garden of ripe fruit with a breeze of pine and pepper in the air. In the grow room, Sweet Jesus rises with grace—tall, vibrant, and full of life. She yields generously of bright, crystal-coated buds that radiate sweet, sticky goodness. Whether you're chasing inspiration or just looking to feel a little more alive, Sweet Jesus brings the light. She’s cheerful, flavorful, and spiritually uplifting—truly a higher power in plant form.
Fresh, crisp and earthy notes with a touch of citrus that stimulate your nose like a hit of spearmint. This cross of True OG and Kush Mints is a myrcene dominant strain that will lift you off your feet and put you in an immediate state of relaxation without knocking you out. This high is clear headed and soothing and its secondary terpene of limonene will lead your mind happily into a state of bliss. This is a great strain for relieving muscle aches and pains and a great option for any myrcene lovers who desire a strong soothing body high.
Wedding Cake is a celebration in every puff—rich, indulgent, and perfectly layered. A cross between Triangle Kush and Animal Mints, she brings the decadence of dessert with a grounded, calming finish. Her aroma is a frosted blend of sweet vanilla, creamy dough, and subtle notes of pepper and pine. With dominant terpenes like caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene, Wedding Cake offers a soothing, euphoric high that starts with a gentle cerebral lift before melting into full-body relaxation. She’s known for quieting stress and sharpening focus, making her a favorite for both mindful moments and mellow social evenings. Elegant but powerful, Wedding Cake invites you to slow down, savor, and stay present—because every session with her feels like the main event.